This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

No heart tartare?

Are you kidding? That fuckinig thing's been dead for 10 years already. I wouldn't feed that shit to the Chimp Boys in Silicon Valley.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

See the Sun's take - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...re-circus.html

Why didn't someone tell his kids that sunglasses were obligatory?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

A body will sink without weights. The reason for the 600 ft rule is that at depth, the pressure is sufficient to keep the gases formed by decomposition from causing the body to achieve positive bouyancy. In other words, remains committed to less than 600 ft may return to the surface. Hence, concrete galoshes are required in the East River. Conversely, remains committed to 600 ft or more shouldn't require weighting. This is why some folks who drown in Tahoe (avg depth 1,000 ft) are never recovered. Off my local coast, because as recently as the Pleistocene the coastline was a full 30 miles farther out to sea, you don't reach the proper depth until you're past the Farallones. Most murderers don't account for the distance to the continental slope, and the ones who do, we obviously hear less about. It's pretty hard to reach a 600 ft depth in a freshwater body of water, which is probably why most people automatically think the Mafia way is best practice.

You've gathered a rather disturbing amount of facts about this. But have you accounted for the different buoyancy of salt and fresh water? And what the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow is?

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Mmmm, heart.

Fergus Henderson's a fucking loon. He's actually been known to cook (and serve) pig assholes.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Fergus Henderson's a fucking loon. He's actually been known to cook (and serve) pig assholes.

Mmmmmmm, pig assholes.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

You've gathered a rather disturbing amount of facts about this. But have you accounted for the different buoyancy of salt and fresh water? And what the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow is?

No matter. He's convinced me. Atticus is now my go-to guy for disposing of bodies in water.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

No matter. He's convinced me. Atticus is now my go-to guy for disposing of bodies in water.

Do you think this grew out of his fascination with his excretory functions?

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Fergus Henderson's a fucking loon. He's actually been known to cook (and serve) pig assholes.

Isn't this where Hank should tell us that technically an asshole is a void and you can't eat a void?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Isn't this where Hank should tell us that technically an asshole is a void and you can't eat a void?

I try to avoid the noid.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

I try to avoid the noid.

I hope you were bored and reading Page 2 today.

Otherwise you have a disturbing memory for bad '80s marketing.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Do you think this grew out of his fascination whit his excretory functions?

This purported "fascination" is one of several great hoaxes you have pulled against these Boards. An obsession does not imply admiration or enjoyment. We might say that Salk was "fascinated" with polio or Patton, Nazi armored cavalry, but would we conclude that they would like to be around these things and see their effects on people? I say, "no."

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

Are you kidding? That fuckinig thing's been dead for 10 years already. I wouldn't feed that shit to the Chimp Boys in Silicon Valley.

I didn't say yours.

All I really wanted was for someone to get, at least mock, offended, so that I could ask if they thought the post was in bad taste. <rim shot>

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I didn't say yours.

All I really wanted was for someone to get, at least mock, offended, so that I could ask if they thought the post was in bad taste. <rim shot>

I'm offended that I got lumped into some category with a johnny-come-lately-carpetbagging monkey. There can only be one.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Adder

Otherwise you have a disturbing memory for bad '80s marketing.

The latter.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

This purported "fascination" is one of several great hoaxes you have pulled against these Boards. An obsession does not imply admiration or enjoyment. We might say that Salk was "fascinated" with polio or Patton, Nazi armored cavalry, but would we conclude that they would like to be around these things and see their effects on people? I say, "no."

You have given way too much thought to this. Obsessed much?