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07-24-2009, 04:01 PM
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
actually that combination would be counter-productive, wouldn't it? cure one or the other.
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I can see wanting a big one that gets hard.
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07-24-2009, 04:04 PM
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#1112
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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I can see wanting a big one that gets hard.
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Now I am thinking of Hank and Flinty as small and limp. Not a good combo.
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07-24-2009, 04:32 PM
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#1113
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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I can see wanting a big one that gets hard.
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did i mention in high school, the girl's would put my phone number on the bathroom wall, with my nick name, "leviathan."
but, viagra essentially corrects a lack of blood flow, and enlargement would increase the necessary amount of blood, so they are working against each other.
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07-24-2009, 04:36 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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I can see wanting a big one that gets hard.
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Me too.
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07-24-2009, 04:54 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
but, viagra essentially corrects a lack of blood flow, and enlargement would increase the necessary amount of blood, so they are working against each other.
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You seem to know a lot about Viagra. |
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07-24-2009, 05:48 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
did i mention in high school, my nick name, "leviathan."
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Because you were solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short?
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07-24-2009, 06:06 PM
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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Because you were solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short?
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in college they called me centaur. make a joke about that.
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07-24-2009, 06:14 PM
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
in college they called me centaur. make a joke about that.
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No mocking the horsies!!
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07-24-2009, 06:24 PM
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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You seem to know a lot about Viagra.
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all i know is what i read in spam. unfortunately I get limited advice about human reproductive issues. soon after puberty my doctor referred me to a vet at the detroit zoo for all penis issues.
he was the only one in town with the right sized testing equipment etc
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07-24-2009, 06:28 PM
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
all i know is what i read in spam. unfortunately I get limited advice about human reproductive issues. soon after puberty my doctor referred me to a vet at the detroit zoo for all penis issues.
he was the only one in town with the right sized testing equipment etc |
Abnormally huge and limp and eats Spam.
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07-24-2009, 06:29 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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in college they called me centaur. make a joke about that.
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You do everything half-assed?
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07-24-2009, 06:54 PM
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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Abnormally huge and limp and eats Spam.
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but think of the potential.
can't coach size.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 07-24-2009 at 07:45 PM..
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07-24-2009, 11:25 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
but think of the potential.
can't coach size.
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Or, famously, speed.
You might want to stay away from things that are uncoachable. |
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07-25-2009, 10:52 PM
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Re: she could be "the one?"
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Now I am thinking of Hank and Flinty as small and limp. Not a good combo.
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Good. Your memory is returning. That's encouraging.
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07-26-2009, 06:05 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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A friend's dad, who has ALS, was published in the LA Times today. I read this a few weeks ago when she put it up on her facebook page and it really got to me. I can't say I disagree with any of the conclusions he's reached and I think he's incredibly courageous to say it to the world:
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/...,5173890.story
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