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08-26-2009, 12:27 PM
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#1921
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Re: Caption?
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe I will too. I did my first unassisted chin-up this summer and have been working steadily towards my first unassisted pull-up. This kind of bar would be helpful.
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I wouldn't buy it until you're sure you can do a few unassisted (or can have your boyfriend assist).
Or, maybe the bar will assist you in stand-up sex.
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08-26-2009, 12:29 PM
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#1922
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Re: Caption?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I wouldn't buy it until you're sure you can do a few unassisted (or can have your boyfriend assist).
Or, maybe the bar will assist you in stand-up sex.
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Are you a distant relative of Yakov Smirnoff?
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08-26-2009, 12:34 PM
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#1923
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Re: Caption?
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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint
Are you a distant relative of Yakov Smirnoff?
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The only t-shirt I have with a "funny" saying is one that says, "In Soviet Russia, Shirt Reads You!"
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08-26-2009, 01:23 PM
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#1924
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Hi! I'm the food of your impending death.
KFC is test-marketing a new bacon-cheese sandwich with fried chicken instead of bread. Yes, you heard me.
It's currently only in Rhode Island and Nebraska, but the AJC knows what Atlantans care about. Also on Fox News.
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08-26-2009, 01:39 PM
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#1925
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Re: Hi! I'm the food of your impending death.
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
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The Atkins diet rocks!
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08-26-2009, 01:44 PM
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#1926
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Re: Hi! I'm the food of your impending death.
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
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that puts me back in the game- the news up to this point had me leaning off the atkin's wagon
http://www.chainleader.com/article/CA6685521.htm
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-26-2009 at 01:48 PM..
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08-26-2009, 01:45 PM
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#1927
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Southern charmer
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Re: Hi! I'm the food of your impending death.
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The Atkins diet rocks!
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Too much breading, though, no?
And truthfully, I think the greater sin here is the "Colonel's sauce". Really, KFC? |
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08-26-2009, 01:46 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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Re: Hi! I'm the food of your impending death.
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The Atkins diet rocks!
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Fried chicken is low in carbs?
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08-26-2009, 01:48 PM
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#1929
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Re: Hi! I'm the food of your impending death.
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
Too much breading, though, no?
And truthfully, I think the greater sin here is the "Colonel's sauce". Really, KFC?
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the breading will be about 1% of the calories, tops
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08-26-2009, 01:48 PM
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This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
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I am all for the elimination of unnecessary bread, but fried chicken ruins the whole plan.
Also, that's intensely disgusting.
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08-26-2009, 01:52 PM
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Re: This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by evenodds
Also, that's intensely disgusting.
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True. I'm getting the sense, though, that this sandwich isn't really designed for consumption in a white-tablecloth restaurant, or for that matter in any room with respectable lighting.
My guess is that it's bought in the drivethru and eaten in the pickup truck, or purchased to go and consumed in an alley, and in either event the body is later found wherever it drops. |
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08-26-2009, 02:06 PM
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#1932
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Re: Hi! I'm the food of your impending death.
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
the breading will be about 1% of the calories, tops
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Well, off by a bit, but not a huge amount.
[spoiler space--don't read if you want to want to eat at KFC again]
http://www.kfc.com/nutrition/pdf/kfc...on_april09.pdf
More like 5-10% for original recipe and 20% for extra crispy. But, surprise, the calories aren't in the carbs.
Besides, isn't this basically a bacon-cheese [um] chicken-patty sandwich, hold the bun? (hey, Jimmy, give me a cheese with nuthin')
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08-26-2009, 02:10 PM
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#1933
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Re: This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
True. I'm getting the sense, though, that this sandwich isn't really designed for consumption in a white-tablecloth restaurant, or for that matter in any room with respectable lighting.
My guess is that it's bought in the drivethru and eaten in the pickup truck, or purchased to go and consumed in an alley, and in either event the body is later found wherever it drops.
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If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
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p.s i don't really have 69,000 posts. that was a top off.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-26-2009 at 02:13 PM..
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08-26-2009, 02:10 PM
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#1934
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Henry Miller would be proud...
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.
Dolly Parton
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According to the stats on the front page, Hank is personally responsible for 18% of our total posting volume since inception.
Just thought people might find that interesting. |
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08-26-2009, 02:13 PM
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#1935
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: This is why you're fat.
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
True. I'm getting the sense, though, that this sandwich isn't really designed for consumption in a white-tablecloth restaurant, or for that matter in any room with respectable lighting.
My guess is that it's bought in the drivethru and eaten in the pickup truck, or purchased to go and consumed in an alley, and in either event the body is later found wherever it drops.
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Doesn't KFC also sell that disgusting layered bowl-thingy that looks like crap on top of crap in a crap bowl covered with crap? This sandwich is just another step in the evolution. |
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