This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Now that I am back, I glanced through the pms I have sent or received since the great migration of '03. I kept seeing references to a sonnet I had written in honor of ncs.



She did have that post, and I did write a sonnet, which I posted at 12:30 am, some six years ago:

Notcasesensitive loves reality
TV, indie rock, and Texas Hold ‘Em.
She would choose Love over money or Rob.
As a poster, she contributes her wit:
Excellent, always pithy, never lol.
She is not banished to the Land of Fu.
Notcasensitive’s brilliance overwhelms
The dumbasses who live here in Texas.
She is more charming than the Metroplex,
Houston, and all the Streets of Laredo.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Better legs than Gwinky, calves than Abba,
She is as beautiful as all Texas:
The bigger the hair, the closer to God.

So, did you get laid or not after this?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

eat Motrin, stretch after you've ran slowly for a half mile, and stretch when you're done and, most importantly, ignore coltrane.

I will not be ignored.

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I will not be ignored.

Meryl is now Julia Child. Get over Fatal Attraction.

PSA: Elect long-term disability (LTD) coverage, on an after-tax basis if you can. Call me the poster child. You never, ever know what could happen, and I am so glad I elected the highest level (I think) of coverage and it's after-tax. I would be soooooo disadvantaged if I had to move on top of everything else. I mean, thank goodness someone else is doing all the bills, but I feel even better that the money is there to pay them.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Meryl is now Julia Child. Get over Fatal Attraction.

PSA: Elect long-term disability (LTD) coverage, on an after-tax basis if you can. Call me the poster child. You never, ever know what could happen, and I am so glad I elected the highest level (I think) of coverage and it's after-tax. I would be soooooo disadvantaged if I had to move on top of everything else. I mean, thank goodness someone else is doing all the bills, but I feel even better that the money is there to pay them.

You getting ready to pay all of your debts?

[barely_legal]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

no offense, but what is "posted" on facebook is called "tweets" not posts. get with it?

That pretty much sums up what they say about you.

[John Phoenix]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

psa: Elect long-term disability (ltd) coverage, on an after-tax basis if you can. Call me the poster child. You never, ever know what could happen, and i am so glad i elected the highest level (i think) of coverage and it's after-tax. I would be soooooo disadvantaged if i had to move on top of everything else. I mean, thank goodness someone else is doing all the bills, but i feel even better that the money is there to pay them.

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[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

So, did you get laid or not after this?

Translation: Am I the only one who has not gotten laid since 2003?

TO. TAL. BURN!!!!

And now, I bring you Winkers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYhdY-A_Hs

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Translation: Am I the only one who has not gotten laid since 2003?

TO. TAL. BURN!!!!

And now, I bring you Winkers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYhdY-A_Hs

If I want you to stare at my (ravable) ass, don't I want you staring at my ass, and not at the place where my ass joins my thigh?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by evenodds

If I want you to stare at my (ravable) ass, don't I want you staring at my ass, and not at the place where my ass joins my thigh?

Perhaps,. but ass staring is totally obvious, and therefore not patentable like the sheer genius that is winkers.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by evenodds

If I want you to stare at my (ravable) ass, don't I want you staring at my ass, and not at the place where my ass joins my thigh?

If you have a ravable ass, you don't want to put it in ugly pants like those.

Even if your ass is not ravable, you don't want to put it in ugly pants like those.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally Posted by evenodds

Now that I am back, I glanced through the pms I have sent or received since the great migration of '03. I kept seeing references to a sonnet I had written in honor of ncs.



She did have that post, and I did write a sonnet, which I posted at 12:30 am, some six years ago:

Notcasesensitive loves reality
TV, indie rock, and Texas Hold ‘Em.
She would choose Love over money or Rob.
As a poster, she contributes her wit:
Excellent, always pithy, never lol.
She is not banished to the Land of Fu.
Notcasensitive’s brilliance overwhelms
The dumbasses who live here in Texas.
She is more charming than the Metroplex,
Houston, and all the Streets of Laredo.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Better legs than Gwinky, calves than Abba,
She is as beautiful as all Texas:
The bigger the hair, the closer to God.

You are my favorite.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Fugee

If you have a ravable ass, you don't want to put it in ugly pants like those.

Even if your ass is not ravable, you don't want to put it in ugly pants like those.

America, the first civilization to pioneer the phenomenon of fat poor people, was destined also to invent a prêt-à-porter couture that actually doesn't work on the reasonably fit. Put the duck ones on a 120 lb woman and the response from all angles will be "Why the duck appliqué?"

[Not Bob]

Indeed, photo-caption person, indeed.



Via http://leslie-miles.blogspot.com/200...-bar-this.html which was via http://meltzer.tumblr.com/post/17303...nship-with-the

[ltl/fb]

Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

You are my favorite.

But I did a PSA!!

[Tyrone Slothrop]