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Old 09-09-2009, 09:13 AM   #2791
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

I'll show my tits, but they will be wearing cowboy spurs, kinda like Ms. Jackson(ifyournasty).
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:39 AM   #2792
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Apropos of nothing, "I Love You, Man" is actually a Not Bad movie. And, to tie it into a fairly recent discussion, the character played by Quincy Jones's daughter had a fairly good explanation as to why some men don't like blowjobs (at least from their girlfriends) [not really a spoiler, what with it being a really minor plot point, and what with this not really being one of those movies that will be ruined by being told, as Lucy did to Linus, that Rosebud is the name of the dude's sled . . . uh, where was I? Oh, yes, stop reading here if you are concerned that your future enjoyment of this part of The Paul Rudd Oeuvre* will be ruined by any plot point revelation]

Why? Because of intimacy issues. Not a bad explanation, in my opinion. Carry on.

*Not a bad band name for an all girl emo group. Maybe some freshmen [sic] from Bryn Mawr are reading?
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:48 AM   #2793
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Apropos of nothing, "I Love You, Man" is actually a Not Bad movie. And, to tie it into a fairly recent discussion, the character played by Quincy Jones's daughter had a fairly good explanation as to why some men don't like blowjobs (at least from their girlfriends) [not really a spoiler, what with it being a really minor plot point, and what with this not really being one of those movies that will be ruined by being told, as Lucy did to Linus, that Rosebud is the name of the dude's sled . . . uh, where was I? Oh, yes, stop reading here if you are concerned that your future enjoyment of this part of The Paul Rudd Oeuvre* will be ruined by any plot point revelation]

Why? Because of intimacy issues. Not a bad explanation, in my opinion. Carry on.

*Not a bad band name for an all girl emo group. Maybe some freshmen [sic] from Bryn Mawr are reading?
My wife and I watched it via pay per view the other day. We both really liked it.

Did anyone else get the impression that the writers are big Howard Stern fans?
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:12 AM   #2795
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Apropos of nothing, "I Love You,
Why? Because of intimacy issues. Not a bad explanation, in my opinion. Carry on.
Can you expound on that? Is it because the BJ is too intimate? Or not intimate enough? What?
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:15 AM   #2796
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Mr Man and I made our wager tonight on what will cause The End of Days For Humans (thereby binding any future bloodlines). I took Global Warming. He took Disease. Our friend is deciding whether she'll take Warfare or Space Projectile. Once her wager is in, we'll have room for any others with additional options. Evil Martian Race??? Anyone?
I think we'll nuke ourselves out of existence w/in the next 100 years. Whatever happens, I give us until the early to mid 22nd century until we're done.
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:15 AM   #2797
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I'll show my tits, but they will be wearing cowboy spurs, kinda like Ms. Jackson(ifyournasty).
Who hasn't already seen my tits?
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:16 AM   #2798
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You would be catching me at a good moment, but alas, I think I'll pass on the showing my tits thing.
What does this mean? Guys can have BDDs. Can girls have BTDs?
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:17 AM   #2799
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Put me down for Leonard Bernstein, Lenny Bruce, and/or Leonid Brezhnev.

That's great. But it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes.
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Can girls have BTDs?
Have you checked out your wife recently?
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:18 AM   #2801
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Can you expound on that? Is it because the BJ is too intimate? Or not intimate enough? What?
somewhere a Priest did a number on NotBob- he agonized over complimenting a waitress's hair.

ain't nothing wrong with a BJ
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I think we'll nuke ourselves out of existence w/in the next 100 years.
Who'll push the button first?

I say whatever asian country gets nukes and gets fed up with China first.
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:20 AM   #2803
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Apropos of nothing, "I Love You, Man" is actually a Not Bad movie. And, to tie it into a fairly recent discussion, the character played by Quincy Jones's daughter had a fairly good explanation as to why some men don't like blowjobs (at least from their girlfriends) [not really a spoiler, what with it being a really minor plot point, and what with this not really being one of those movies that will be ruined by being told, as Lucy did to Linus, that Rosebud is the name of the dude's sled . . . uh, where was I? Oh, yes, stop reading here if you are concerned that your future enjoyment of this part of The Paul Rudd Oeuvre* will be ruined by any plot point revelation]

Why? Because of intimacy issues. Not a bad explanation, in my opinion. Carry on.

*Not a bad band name for an all girl emo group. Maybe some freshmen [sic] from Bryn Mawr are reading?
It was a solid B. But Rashida Jones did not look nearly as good as she usually does. I think it was the bangs.
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Put me down for Leonard Bernstein, Lenny Bruce, and/or Leonid Brezhnev.

the local JCC is in a heavily Russian immigrant neighborhood. 15 years ago they did a photo exhibit of WWII vets in their Soviet uniforms. it's still up and a very cool thing to see if any of you ever visit
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Have you checked out your wife recently?
I will clarify: can girls have non-pregnancy related BTDs? I know they can swell during menstruation, but I really, really didn't want to bring that up.
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