This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth - Page 194

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-10-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

You aren't supposed to get hit in the head when you have Lasik, so it's not an option for now.

So does that mean if you have lasik, you can't ever box or be slapped upside the head with stripper tits?

Flinty_McFlint · 09-10-2009, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

I was wondering whether Kevin was bummed or not. On the one hand, he got to sit and have a meal and have people like Robuchon listen to him. On the other, he had no chance to show those guys what he could do. Personally, I think it would have been really cool, given his style of cooking, to see what he could do with the traditional French dishes, and to see how Robuchon would respond to them. Boulud was certainly wowed.

AoN, I had dinner on my 40th birthday in that restaurant, and saw the great chef there. It was truly, completely, overwhelmingly wonderful. A 17-course tasting menu (I think they've since cut it back a little, to like 12 courses). At least half of them made me sit back in my seat and say something like "holy fucking shit I didn't think anything could taste that good."

A truly awesome experience. Plus, every course saved me like $100 at the blackjack table, so in a sense MGM Grand was paying me to eat there.

That is awesome. I didn't know that restaurant had been there for that long, though. Maybe in 20 years when I turn 40, I will do that too. I hope it's still there.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-10-2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Wouldn't a stripper need at least three tits to have more than one bosom?

Well, Homer said Uter had bosoms when Uter was full of chocolate and being chased by Homer. You of all people should know this.

tmdiva · 09-10-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I've had the same pair of glasses (or "asses" as the Coltranette calls them) for about 12 years. I think I need new ones. I only wear them in the mornings on the weekends and late at night. I wear contacts otherwise.

Is there any reason to spend $300+ on frames when there are these discount places where you can get two pair for $100? Designer frames are just frames made in China with a label slapped on them, right?

My brother swears by goggles4u.com

tm

bold_n_brazen · 09-10-2009, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

So does that mean if you have lasik, you can't ever box or be slapped upside the head with stripper tits?

My personal experience says that this is not the case.

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-10-2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

So does that mean if you have lasik, you can't ever box or be slapped upside the head with stripper tits?

Apparently. But I am informed that with PRK, you can get hit all you want! Awesome.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-10-2009, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

My personal experience says that this is not the case.

Video?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 09-10-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Well, Homer said Uter had bosoms when Uter was full of chocolate and being chased by Homer. You of all people should know this.

The only person I'm less likely to learn grammar from than Homer is Ralph Wiggum. Unpossible!

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-10-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

The only person I'm less likely to learn grammar from than Homer is Ralph Wiggum. Unpossible!

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

ABBAKiss · 09-10-2009, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

You aren't supposed to get hit in the head when you have Lasik, so it's not an option for now.

Do PRK. It sucked at first, and my vision is still not all the way healed, but soooo much better than contacts and glasses. And you can get hit upside as much you want!!!!

I just saw that you already knew this.

evenodds · 09-10-2009, 01:45 PM

If you want to do something wonderful for your 20-something son by letting have his own business and he decides he does not need a lawyer or an accountant upfront despite your entreaties or retainer payments, just begin beating him about the face and neck now and zero out his accounts.

In the end, he still will not have learned anything and you won't be paying me to review 101 emails from a disgruntled customer.

sebastian_dangerfield · 09-10-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Ever wonder why cats won't drink beer, but dogs will? I researched this a few months ago. Seems cats livers are not adapted for it. A small amount can kill them.

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-10-2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Ever wonder why cats won't drink beer, but dogs will? I researched this a few months ago. Seems cats livers are not adapted for it. A small amount can kill them.

Someone should tell Toonces.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 09-10-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by evenodds

If you want to do something wonderful for your 20-something son by letting have his own business and he decides he does not need a lawyer or an accountant upfront despite your entreaties or retainer payments, just begin beating him about the face and neck now and zero out his accounts.

In the end, he still will not have learned anything and you won't be paying me to review 101 emails from a disgruntled customer.

2. unless you had previously gotten your son lasik

Cletus Miller · 09-10-2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Ever wonder why cats won't drink beer, but dogs will? I researched this a few months ago. Seems cats livers are not adapted for it. A small amount can kill them.

Wife's now-deceased cat would drink beer anytime she got near it. And it was years b/t last beer and death.