This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth - Page 201

09-11-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fugee

Only when he brings her out in public.

Now that you have violated my sheep's honor by posting her picture on the internet, I will have to stone her to death for cyber-adultery. I hope you're happy.

dtb · 09-11-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ironweed

Now that you have violated my sheep's honor by posting her picture on the internet, I will have to stone her to death for cyber-adultery. I hope you're happy.

Careful when you do -- it looks like the stones could ricochet back off her hide.

cheval de frise · 09-11-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

Careful when you do -- it looks like the stones could ricochet back off her hide.

I say he should throw caution to the winds. You can't half-ass a stoning.

(That'd be called "bocce," or maybe "curling.")

CDF

taxwonk · 09-11-2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Fugee

I never paid attention to these people until the divorce announcement. At first I thought Kate was the worst but Jon appears to go out of his way to be the walking definition of a douchebag.

They both need to stop telling their side of the story on national TV and put their kids before their own interests. And probably they both need to be slapped upside the head a few times as well just so they get the point.

Have not watched their reality show and don't intend to.

Yeah, like you didn't watch those Dugler douchetards either.

Fugee · 09-11-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

Yeah, like you didn't watch those Dugler douchetards either.

Nope. Not them either. My reality TV addiction doesn't run to mass numbers of kids.

Hank Chinaski · 09-11-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fugee

Nope. Not them either. My reality TV addiction doesn't run to mass numbers of kids.

i hear ANTM is running an "under 5' 7"" cycle. i think it nice they've finally come honest with the girls that there is no career to come from the show, i mean, they are acknowledging it right?

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Fugee · 09-11-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

i hear ANTM is running an "under 5' 7"" cycle. i think it nice they've finally come honest with the girls that there is no career to come from the show, i mean, they are acknowledging it right?

Now this is one of my reality TV shows. The prize includes a contract with a modeling agency that accepts shorter models. And the intro mentioned that Kate Moss and another supermodel are only 5'7". Anyone who thinks they're going to become a supermodel from being on the show is major clueless.

The truth is that any of those girls would be thrilled to get steady work modelling for the Sears catalog or the K-Mart ad insert.

It was a close call. There was one contestant in the final 14 I thought would be a continuing embarrassment. Amber was "exuberant" to the point of looniness about how much she loves Jesus and wanted to be on the show to help people. I'm not sure how her presence on the show or as a model was going to help people but she was fairly certain on that point.

But when they got to the 2nd hour it was revealed she had left the show "for personal reasons."

Hank Chinaski · 09-11-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fugee

Now this is one of my reality TV shows. The prize includes a contract with a modeling agency that accepts shorter models. And the intro mentioned that Kate Moss and another supermodel are only 5'7". Anyone who thinks they're going to become a supermodel from being on the show is major clueless.

The truth is that any of those girls would be thrilled to get steady work modelling for the Sears catalog or the K-Mart ad insert.

It was a close call. There was one contestant in the final 14 I thought would be a continuing embarrassment. Amber was "exuberant" to the point of looniness about how much she loves Jesus and wanted to be on the show to help people. I'm not sure how her presence on the show or as a model was going to help people but she was fairly certain on that point.

But when they got to the 2nd hour it was revealed she had left the show "for personal reasons."

there's a cruelty to the show- like last cycle there was a young woman who had major body scarring- she overcame her insecurities and made the cut- as if she had a chance of winning, you know? then they keep her around for weeks and they keep telling her that her weight is a real problem. NWTF?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-11-2009, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb

Careful when you do -- it looks like the stones could ricochet back off her hide.

Usually that's just a a sign of good rhythm. However, rough sex like that can lead to a split vag:

cheval de frise · 09-11-2009, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Usually that's just a a sign of good rhythm. However, rough sex like that can lead to a split vag:

I'm hesitant to click on this link.

CDF

Fugee · 09-11-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

there's a cruelty to the show- like last cycle there was a young woman who had major body scarring- she overcame her insecurities and made the cut- as if she had a chance of winning, you know? then they keep her around for weeks and they keep telling her that her weight is a real problem. NWTF?

Isn't there a real cruelty to almost all reality TV?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-11-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise

I'm hesitant to click on this link.

CDF

Isn't there a "facebook fail" picture? I see one.

Hank Chinaski · 09-11-2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Fugee

Isn't there a real cruelty to almost all reality TV?

other than the midget family i can't think of any as mean as giving the scarred girl a second complex.

tmdiva · 09-11-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Fugee

Now this is one of my reality TV shows. The prize includes a contract with a modeling agency that accepts shorter models. And the intro mentioned that Kate Moss and another supermodel are only 5'7". Anyone who thinks they're going to become a supermodel from being on the show is major clueless.

The truth is that any of those girls would be thrilled to get steady work modelling for the Sears catalog or the K-Mart ad insert.

It was a close call. There was one contestant in the final 14 I thought would be a continuing embarrassment. Amber was "exuberant" to the point of looniness about how much she loves Jesus and wanted to be on the show to help people. I'm not sure how her presence on the show or as a model was going to help people but she was fairly certain on that point.

But when they got to the 2nd hour it was revealed she had left the show "for personal reasons."

I don't think there's any reasonable possibility that those "personal reasons" did not include a stay in a psychiatric facility.

tm