This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

my images appear to be posted as red x's, so you should google images "lady gaga hair bow" or "lady gaga hermaphrodite" and your curiosity should be satisfied.

I've seen the hair bow. Impressive. I have also sampled her YouTube offerings. It turns out that she is pretty much the most popular artist in spin class these days. I will not rush out to buy her album, but her stuff is some of the less offensive music I hear in certain classes.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

my images appear to be posted as red x's, so you should google images "lady gaga hair bow" or "lady gaga hermaphrodite" and your curiosity should be satisfied.

For awhile you could bet on this at Paddy Power:

What is Lady GaGa?

1/3 – All Lady
9/4 - Hermaphrodite
5/1 – All Man
1,000/1 – Robot
10,000/1 – Alien

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Didn't Marilyn Manson do this shtick ten years ago?

He wore pants more often than she does.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

For awhile you could bet on this at Paddy Power:

What is Lady GaGa?

1/3 – All Lady
9/4 - Hermaphrodite
5/1 – All Man
1,000/1 – Robot
10,000/1 – Alien

What paid out?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

He wore pants more often than she does.

He didn't wear enough pants, though.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

What paid out?

I suspect the action is still open.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Fugee

I didn't know about the fake dick.

ETA: What I didn't know until I read her Wikipedia entry is that she has real musical talent.** She got into Julliard at 11 (but went to Catholic school instead) and also got early admission to NYU's Tisch School. A friend's son goes there and the audition process is pretty competitive.

**I have no opinion on whether it is exhibited in her music.

the Chuck's nearest your home, serves beer or not?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Chris Issac's "Wicked Game."

Every woman in the Beautiful video is just ridiculous. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70g1Hpnzai8

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I've seen the hair bow. Impressive. I have also sampled her YouTube offerings. It turns out that she is pretty much the most popular artist in spin class these days. I will not rush out to buy her album, but her stuff is some of the less offensive music I hear in certain classes.

the reason most of us think your lying is that you're not making sense. we've all been in spin classes where half the songs the instructor plays are things we've never heard of- I'm with you that far- but to buy your whole story, we have to believe you asked the instructor something like, "that one sprint song, with the driving bass, I didn't like it much, but can you tell me the artist's name?"

not. plausible.

meanwhile, you don't ask the CEC waitress for the wine list?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

the reason most of us think your lying is that you're not making sense. we've all been in spin classes where half the songs the instructor plays are things we've never heard of- I'm with you that far- but to buy your whole story, we have to believe you asked the instructor something like, "that one sprint song, with the driving bass, I didn't like it much, but can you tell me the artist's name?"

not. plausible.

meanwhile, you don't ask the CEC waitress for the wine list?

I'm not really sure what you are talking about, as usual, but maybe I can set you straight nonetheless. Here is how this fascinating scenario plays out. I go to many spin clases, and hear the same songs over and over. Something about riding a disco stick. Something about red wine. I go to YouTube today and watch the Lady GaGa videos and, hey, it turns out I recognize these songs. They are the songs from sping class. Every single one of these videos contains a song I have heard in spin class. I know it's getting to that hazy part of the day for you but can you follow this?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I'm not really sure what you are talking about, as usual, but maybe I can set you straight nonetheless. Here is how this fascinating scenario plays out. I go to many spin clases, and hear the same songs over and over. Something about riding a disco stick. Something about red wine. I go to YouTube today and watch the Lady GaGa videos and, hey, it turns out I recognize these songs. They are the songs from sping class. Every single one of these videos contains a song I have heard in spin class. I know it's getting to that hazy part of the day for you but can you follow this?

my post reads like obama's health care speech and yours like the guy yelling "you lie.""

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10-whi...530?spike=6504

No. 1 is brilliant.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10-whi...530?spike=6504

No. 1 is brilliant.

luke skywalker was actually black.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10-whi...530?spike=6504

No. 1 is brilliant.

I'm sorry, we're missing old skool here.

No Tennessee Williams? No Elvis? No Cool Hand Luke. No one - absolutely no one - in a mullet? Cheese us fucking christ.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

luke skywalker was actually black.

You're thinking of Luke Skyywalker.