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		|  09-23-2009, 05:36 PM | #4096 |  
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				Re: Vs.
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall  Who wins in the looks department?  Jennifer Garner   
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Hillary Swank
   
I'd pick Hillary Swank for the body (and for the fact that her ears don't stick straight out a la Curious George).  But I think Garner is average in almost every way.  Thoughts?
 
TM |  I think it depends on what type of man you're into.   I think I'm more into a man like Jennifer Garner, for whatever reason.   When I see Hillary's face, I also start to hear the theme song to Mr. Ed.   She has a better body though, I'll give you that.
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		|  09-23-2009, 05:44 PM | #4097 |  
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				Re: Starfucking -- one NY'er's opt-out
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint  Uh, back in 2003 when you were still in your 40's? |  Daaaamn.  Cranky monkey alert.
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		|  09-23-2009, 05:47 PM | #4098 |  
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				Re: Starfucking -- one NY'er's opt-out
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by Sidd Finch  Daaaamn.  Cranky monkey alert. |  Mess with the monkey, you get the tail.
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		|  09-23-2009, 05:48 PM | #4099 |  
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				Cavity exam, no soap
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint  I think it depends on what type of man you're into.   I think I'm more into a man like Jennifer Garner, for whatever reason.   When I see Hillary's face, I also start to hear the theme song to Mr. Ed.   She has a better body though, I'll give you that. |  It's all in how you frame the issue.  And, apparently, how much time you've spent in prison.  
 
Congratulations on the work-release thing, by the way.
 
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		|  09-23-2009, 05:57 PM | #4100 |  
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				Re: Math is hard
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by cheval de frise  A cynic would point out that "I was Penske" accidentally posted an updated Hank scorecard after an alleged Hank "win" a few days ago, but quickly deleted it after realizing the sock mix-up.
 Of course, I'm not a cynic.
 
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		|  09-23-2009, 05:59 PM | #4101 |  
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				<3....<@
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?  An alligator eating a 3. |  Come on people, it's clearly a nutsack.  "Heart" my ass.
 
Whoops...that's someone else's line.
 
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		|  09-23-2009, 06:01 PM | #4102 |  
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				Re: Math is hard
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski  when i sock, i 1- admit it and 2-stay in character |  Whatever.  At least there was no abashed smiley this time.
 
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		|  09-23-2009, 06:07 PM | #4103 |  
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					Originally Posted by cheval de frise  Whatever.  At least there was no abashed smiley this time.
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		|  09-23-2009, 06:44 PM | #4104 |  
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				Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by Fugee  Hank was ever helpful? |  Yes, he introduced his wife to Penske leading to a legendary affaire. 
 
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! 
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		|  09-23-2009, 06:46 PM | #4105 |  
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				Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by Fugee  ................... the way Penske stuffs his kilt. |  Correct. He stuffed it into his knee-hi socks, so that it didn't catch a cold by just hanging out there.    
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		|  09-23-2009, 06:54 PM | #4106 |  
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				Re: <3....<@
			 
 
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					Originally Posted by cheval de frise  Come on people, it's clearly a nutsack.  "Heart" my ass.
 Whoops...that's someone else's line.
 
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		|  09-23-2009, 07:08 PM | #4107 |  
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					Originally Posted by cheval de frise  Garner.   Hilary's face is a deal-killer.  Also, Garner's body often looked great in Alias. 
 (Which raises a question:  are we taking each at their all-time best or where they are now?)
 
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So.... I guess Garner.
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		|  09-23-2009, 07:16 PM | #4108 |  
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					Originally Posted by 1436  Careful. You remember how pissy he got when I questioned the "PTO after Harvard" story. |  I think I might actually believe him on that one.  Hank is a trailblazer.  He boldly goes where no man has gone before.  And that's before we even start talking about his post count, or his scorecard.
 
We should just call him "Wilt."
 
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		|  09-23-2009, 08:27 PM | #4109 |  
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				Re: Spa Ideas?
			 
 Ooops, thought I was sending a PM. 
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		|  09-23-2009, 11:38 PM | #4110 |  
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				wtf?
			 
 
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