Time to drink your gin-and-tonic-ah

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Perhaps your eagerness to see it explains why it's uniquely excluded.

Chicken before the horse there.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The current law is ripe for constitutional challenge, IMHO.

Yeah, right. You think Scalia will vote for nipples? Or Alito and Roberts? And I know you'd think Thomas would be all for it, but that's the exact reason he'd vote against it, because he still has to disprove the Long Dong Silver stuff in his mind. So Kennedy and Sotomayor are the ones you'd have to persuade. Good luck with that.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

near as I can tell she is a "page 3" girl in the UK. that means what she does for a living is "take out her tittys." (that was a quote). given that she probably needs to have levels of the service to keep the market alive.

Crass. You should see Avatar. I understand it teaches important lessons in the folly of distilling every natural resource to a dollar value. With aliens running around in loads of Hobbit Shire-like tree settings.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Yeah, right. You think Scalia will vote for nipples? Or Alito and Roberts? And I know you'd think Thomas would be all for it, but that's the exact reason he'd vote against it, because he still has to disprove the Long Dong Silver stuff in his mind. So Kennedy and Sotomayor are the ones you'd have to persuade. Good luck with that.

Conservatives love nipples. And Sotomayor's a Yankees fan. Absolute lock.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The pasty is preposterous. We all have nipples. If the rest of the breast is appropriate for exposure, I'm struggling to find a reason the female nipple should be uniquely excluded from the party.

It's part of the "look" along with the thigh high boots and the crop.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Crass. You should see Avatar. I understand it teaches important lessons in the folly of distilling every natural resource to a dollar value. With aliens running around in loads of Hobbit Shire-like tree settings.

if I could have made a living showing my boobs I just don't think I'd have made my morning classes in college.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Fugee

It's part of the "look" along with the thigh high boots and the crop.

Of course, but she could just as easily wear matching sheaths with holes in the end for exposure of her nipples, which would be consistent with the law if the law were at all consistent, or logical.

(Sheath might not be the right word, but I've no time for the Google or the Thesaurus. As is probably already obvious, I'm terribly busy right now.)

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Of course, but she could just as easily wear matching sheaths with holes in the end for exposure of her nipples, which would be logically consistent with the law as it stands.

Hmmm. I assumed it was done for artistic reasons and not for the law. But you know what they say about assumptions............










they're sometimes wrong.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Hmmm. I assumed it was done for artistic reasons and not for the law. But you know what they say about assumptions............










they're sometimes wrong.

My response regarding the state of the state of the art law on nipple exposure was inartfully crafted. I've since amended, which undoes your point. Can you please re-assess your position and do the same? Sans any assumptions, of course, as they're nothing but trouble for you and me.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

When you shoot at a target, and miss, does the bullet fall down after travelling some distance less than the distance from you to your target? Or does it continue travelling until it hits another target?

Now we're treating a young girl as a projectile? If fired with enough force to reach "the stars", what would happen to her if she *did* hit the moon?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Yeah, right. You think Scalia will vote for nipples? Or Alito and Roberts? And I know you'd think Thomas would be all for it, but that's the exact reason he'd vote against it, because he still has to disprove the Long Dong Silver stuff in his mind. So Kennedy and Sotomayor are the ones you'd have to persuade. Good luck with that.

What about local community standards? Doesn't he need to persuade a bunch of jaded lawyers in SE Penna.?

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Not necessarily. Penske wears panty hose.

True, but only the crotchless style.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

You're a woman? Shit, I owe somebody a bottle of scotch.

Understandable mistake, but the poster with the femme nickname who surprisingly turned out to be a man was interplanet janet.

Or Janet Reno's Ugly Step-Sister.

Or ruth bader meinhoff.

Or . . .

[pony_trekker]

When you sit for a half an hour printing deposition excerpts, then you go to the copier to pick them up and see that the copier is in pieces with a very confused copier repair guy trying to figure out how to fit Tab B into Slot C.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by pony_trekker

When you sit for a half an hour printing deposition excerpts, then you go to the copier to pick them up and see that the copier is in pieces with a very confused copier repair guy trying to figure out how to fit Tab B into Slot C.

Men have a Tab B?