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09-02-2009, 02:44 PM
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#2431
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Re: Because it's always time for literature.
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Moby Dick
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He swallowed, right? Or am I confusing Moby Dick with Jonah's whale?
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09-02-2009, 02:49 PM
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#2432
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Rare though, right? RIGHT???
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Not particularly, although my experience is more that they ask you to tell them before you come, rather than the spit move.
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09-02-2009, 03:03 PM
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#2433
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Rare though, right? RIGHT???
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In my experience, approximately 5-10% were spitters.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-02-2009, 03:09 PM
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#2434
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
In my experience, approximately 5-10% were spitters.
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translation: i date the fatties.
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09-02-2009, 03:10 PM
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
translation: i date the fatties.
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No. I only let them blow me. They give the best head because they're so hungry.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-02-2009, 03:22 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by did you just call me coltrane?
no. I only let them blow me. They give the best head because their so hungry.
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edit edit edit!!!
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09-02-2009, 03:24 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
edit edit edit!!!
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Perhaps you might want to back off the triple macchiatos after 4 or 5.
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09-02-2009, 03:28 PM
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#2438
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
edit edit edit!!!
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DONE.
Suck it.
Don't spit.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-02-2009, 03:29 PM
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#2439
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Flaired.
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by taxwonk
Perhaps you might want to back off the triple macchiatos after 4 or 5.
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Well excuuuuse me for caring about Coltrane's reputation with the hot grammar Betties who frequent this board.
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See you later, decorator.
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09-02-2009, 03:43 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Well excuuuuse me for caring about Coltrane's reputation with the hot grammar Betties who frequent this board.
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Which is why you preserved his error indefinitely by quoting it? |
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09-02-2009, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
just for the record, my thread title was picked in ignorance of your dentistry appointments. I simply predicted that you would be getting mean at some point in these 5000 posts.
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I am missing a tooth. Apparently it was knocked out and not found. It does not really show in daily life.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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09-02-2009, 03:44 PM
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Moderator
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They exist. I recall one getting up and spitting in the sink. If it is indeed that gross to her, you'd think she'd want it out of her mouth ASAP and thus swallow instead of walking to the bathroom with it in her mouth like mouthwash.
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Ever think she might have wanted to do exactly that, but you'd throw a five yard pass where you should have been throwing a bomb?
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09-02-2009, 03:47 PM
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Well excuuuuse me for caring about Coltrane's reputation with the hot grammar Betties who frequent this board.
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it's not that late out here, anyway.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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09-02-2009, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There already is a 19-month old.
I was thinking Sequels 3: Electric Booglaloo.
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09-02-2009, 03:51 PM
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#2445
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by Adder
Which is why you preserved his error indefinitely by quoting it?
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as I preserve the whiff
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