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Old 09-02-2009, 01:59 PM   #2416
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There already is a 19-month old.

I was thinking Sequels 3: Electric Booglaloo.
Electric Boogaloo is really overdone these days.
I'm thinking Sequels 3: Tokyo Drift.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:03 PM   #2417
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Electric Boogaloo is really overdone these days.
I'm thinking Sequels 3: Tokyo Drift.
2 Fast 2 Sequels.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:04 PM   #2418
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2 Fast 2 Sequels.
Outstanding.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:05 PM   #2419
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Electric Boogaloo is really overdone these days.
I'm thinking Sequels 3: Tokyo Drift.
Sequels and the Prisoner of Chicago?
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:06 PM   #2420
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If E/O doesn't do it to completion (which is what she said yesterday -- isn't it?) then what is she swallowing? I'm confused.
Just to make sure we get this straight (for the last time):

When I give a blow job to completion, then of course I swallow. It is ungracious to do anything else. In fact, I think it's in Emily Post -- you suck (lick, rub, etc.), you swallow.

However, with the luckiest man alive, we each use oral among our opening moves or as a mid-move, especially when we've changed locations. It is never the final move.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:10 PM   #2421
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:11 PM   #2422
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I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
They exist. I recall one getting up and spitting in the sink. If it is indeed that gross to her, you'd think she'd want it out of her mouth ASAP and thus swallow instead of walking to the bathroom with it in her mouth like mouthwash.

And all I wanted to do was cuddle.

This was also the same girl who, like b'n'b, let me do the sex with her many times before she let me go down.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:13 PM   #2423
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Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,- Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:19 PM   #2424
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?

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They exist. I recall one getting up and spitting in the sink. If it is indeed that gross to her, you'd think she'd want it out of her mouth ASAP and thus swallow instead of walking to the bathroom with it in her mouth like mouthwash.

And all I wanted to do was cuddle.

This was also the same girl who, like b'n'b, let me do the sex with her many times before she let me go down.
Right. So it is okay to have it in your mouth but you won't swallow it?? I find this bizarre.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:25 PM   #2425
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You're assuming she got it from Coltrane.
Have I mentioned lately that I love Mean Fugee?
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Right. So it is okay to have it in your mouth but you won't swallow it?? I find this bizarre.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:35 PM   #2427
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?

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They exist. I recall one getting up and spitting in the sink. If it is indeed that gross to her, you'd think she'd want it out of her mouth ASAP and thus swallow instead of walking to the bathroom with it in her mouth like mouthwash.

And all I wanted to do was cuddle.

This was also the same girl who, like b'n'b, let me do the sex with her many times before she let me go down.
I didn't know about you and bn'b.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:37 PM   #2428
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I didn't know about you and bn'b.

Sequels is a remake.
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:38 PM   #2429
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They exist.

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Rare though, right? RIGHT???
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:40 PM   #2430
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I didn't know about you and bn'b.
Yeah, I had to buy her that fancy watch first, though. That was the going rate at the time.
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