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09-02-2009, 01:59 PM
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#2416
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There already is a 19-month old.
I was thinking Sequels 3: Electric Booglaloo.
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Electric Boogaloo is really overdone these days.
I'm thinking Sequels 3: Tokyo Drift.
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09-02-2009, 02:03 PM
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#2417
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Electric Boogaloo is really overdone these days.
I'm thinking Sequels 3: Tokyo Drift.
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2 Fast 2 Sequels.
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09-02-2009, 02:04 PM
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#2418
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2 Fast 2 Sequels.
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Outstanding.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-02-2009, 02:05 PM
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#2419
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Electric Boogaloo is really overdone these days.
I'm thinking Sequels 3: Tokyo Drift.
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Sequels and the Prisoner of Chicago?
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09-02-2009, 02:06 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
If E/O doesn't do it to completion (which is what she said yesterday -- isn't it?) then what is she swallowing? I'm confused.
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Just to make sure we get this straight (for the last time):
When I give a blow job to completion, then of course I swallow. It is ungracious to do anything else. In fact, I think it's in Emily Post -- you suck (lick, rub, etc.), you swallow.
However, with the luckiest man alive, we each use oral among our opening moves or as a mid-move, especially when we've changed locations. It is never the final move.
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09-02-2009, 02:10 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Re: Cathy
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She liked that kind of misery?
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NotBob would be proud.
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See you later, decorator.
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09-02-2009, 02:11 PM
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#2422
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Registered User
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
I've never understood the concept of not swallowing. And come to think of it, I've never met a woman (or a gay man, for that matter) who claimed to be a non-swallower. Do those actually exist or is it some urban legend?
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They exist. I recall one getting up and spitting in the sink. If it is indeed that gross to her, you'd think she'd want it out of her mouth ASAP and thus swallow instead of walking to the bathroom with it in her mouth like mouthwash.
And all I wanted to do was cuddle.
This was also the same girl who, like b'n'b, let me do the sex with her many times before she let me go down.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-02-2009, 02:13 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Because it's always time for literature.
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Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,- Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.
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Moby Dick
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09-02-2009, 02:19 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They exist. I recall one getting up and spitting in the sink. If it is indeed that gross to her, you'd think she'd want it out of her mouth ASAP and thus swallow instead of walking to the bathroom with it in her mouth like mouthwash.
And all I wanted to do was cuddle.
This was also the same girl who, like b'n'b, let me do the sex with her many times before she let me go down.
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Right. So it is okay to have it in your mouth but you won't swallow it?? I find this bizarre.
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09-02-2009, 02:25 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Re: Wedding Planning
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Originally Posted by Fugee
You're assuming she got it from Coltrane.
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Have I mentioned lately that I love Mean Fugee?
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09-02-2009, 02:26 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive
Right. So it is okay to have it in your mouth but you won't swallow it?? I find this bizarre.
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calories.
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09-02-2009, 02:35 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They exist. I recall one getting up and spitting in the sink. If it is indeed that gross to her, you'd think she'd want it out of her mouth ASAP and thus swallow instead of walking to the bathroom with it in her mouth like mouthwash.
And all I wanted to do was cuddle.
This was also the same girl who, like b'n'b, let me do the sex with her many times before she let me go down.
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I didn't know about you and bn'b.
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09-02-2009, 02:37 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I didn't know about you and bn'b.
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Sequels is a remake.
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09-02-2009, 02:38 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
They exist.
TM
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Rare though, right? RIGHT???
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09-02-2009, 02:40 PM
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#2430
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Re: What happened to the blow jobs and the buttsex?
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I didn't know about you and bn'b.
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Yeah, I had to buy her that fancy watch first, though. That was the going rate at the time.
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