This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[dtb]

Originally Posted by Adder

In truth, they are both unwatchable.

Thank you for your frankness.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

What is a typical workout? Sex on the piano bench?

I work that in frequently, but I turn the air way up so that I only gleam and glisten rather that drip sweat. I don't want to damage the laquer.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

17th Birthday?

Is that a crab? What is it?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

I work that in frequently, but I turn the air way up so that I only gleam and glisten rather that drip sweat. I don't want to damage the laquer.

Seriously, though, what do people do now for "core" workouts? I think such exercises will help my running.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

Is that a crab? What is it?

the second is a cockroach. The last one might be a cicada.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

...can go for a long time but can't handle intense exertion.

Are we still talking about viagra?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by ABBAKiss

Is that a crab? What is it?

Nice association.

Cicada. They come every 17 years.*

*Insert Hank's wife joke here.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Seriously, though, what do people do now for "core" workouts? I think such exercises will help my running.

Pilates really focuses on the core.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Nice association.

Cicada. They come every 17 years.*

*Insert Hank's wife joke here.

BTW, what kind of cake are we going to get for dtb's upcoming showers?

[evenodds]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I was exaggerating somewhat. I was trying to make the point that some people can do short bursts of intense activity but can't deal with longer exertion and others like me can go for a long time but can't handle intense exertion.

But which group would be better in bed?

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

To everyone now saying Raising Arizona is better than Lebowski, you people are bastard people. RA has inspired almost zero board lore and inside jokes. (Admittedly, maybe infertility wasn't something safe to joke about back when the boards were anonymous, but still.)

De gustibus, you gustibus, we missed the bus, I say. But there is precious little support in the 10 years of administrative record of our conversations that would prove RA even existed, and that's gotta indicate something about the relative greatness of Lebowski.

I have credited the film more than once with determining my incredible brand loayalty to Huggies. Voila, Monsieur Assclam.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Seriously, though, what do people do now for "core" workouts? I think such exercises will help my running.

I have been going to core classes this year. They fucking hurt. But they have pretty much eliminated the back pains and other tweaks and injuries I would get from biking a lot. The involve a lot of maneuvers in a plank position and side plank position. For example, plank with extended arms, right knee to left elbow, left knee to right elbow, two count down to a tricep push-up, two count back up, repeat over and over. A lot of lying on your back and maneuvering your legs around while keeping your core still, or maneuvering a stability ball around with your legs. Very few traditional crunches or other "abs" exercises. I cannot even hope to keep up with all the moves. The classes are very popular with the tri geeks.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by evenodds

But which group would be better in bed?

If you have to choose between a long show and a good ending, isn't the right answer "both".

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

BTW, what kind of cake are we going to get for dtb's upcoming showers?

Cakewrecks has several "interesting" options

Boobs and belly:



Creepy baby



Or variations on giving birth:

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Pilates really focuses on the core.

I have done pilates with my wife. It fucking hurts. And I am the most inflexible person in the history of the world.