This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth - Page 246

i was penske · 09-18-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

As if you don't already wear it every Tuesday and Thursday during your shift as sommelier at Macaroni Grill in the Northgate Mall.

Southcenter [SOUTHSIIIIIIIIIDDDDE!!!!],. but the acknowledgement of my status is duly appreciated.

Flinty_McFlint · 09-18-2009, 05:23 PM

Fuck, it's Bitchy Man Day on the FB and no one warned me? I have so much to share with all of you, and more than half the day is gone. I guess I will just summarize it since time is short: You are wrong. About everything. You have no taste and no one (with taste) loves you. Die, you pathetic fucks.

Though I will note that I will be trademarking the phrase "Painting the town beige" and not paying any royalties whatsoever.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-18-2009, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

He'll tell you one day when he gets past the first 5 minutes of his worn out Red Shoe Diaries VHS tape.

TM

According to wiki, Ally Sheedy and Matt Leblanc have appeared in RSD.

09-18-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Fuck, it's Bitchy Man Day on the FB and no one warned me? I have so much to share with all of you, and more than half the day is gone. I guess I will just summarize it since time is short: You are wrong. About everything. You have no taste and no one (with taste) loves you. Die, you pathetic fucks.

Though I will note that I will be trademarking the phrase "Painting the town beige" and not paying any royalties whatsoever.

What kind of watch do you have?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-18-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ironweed

What kind of watch do you have?

None. It gets in the way when he's fisting himself.

09-18-2009, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

None. It gets in the way when he's fisting himself.

And yet people will come up with the most outlandish excuses ("I have a cell phone!" "There are clocks in the courthouse!") instead of just admitting this.

Flinty_McFlint · 09-18-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

None. It gets in the way when he's fisting himself.

Idiot. I just use the other arm. What type of lawyer are you?

Hank Chinaski · 09-18-2009, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

None. It gets in the way when he's fisting himself.

ironweed has organic problems with the fisting

LessinSF · 09-18-2009, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Idiot. I just use the other arm. What type of lawyer are you?

Ah, that explains the smell of your friendship bracelets.

09-18-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

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ironweed has organic problems with the fisting

Nice, but too many tries. At least you got rid of the Flinty "joke."

How many pounds of biker rings did they find during your last colonoscopy?

Sidd Finch · 09-18-2009, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

In other irrational rants, I also do not understand ordering chicken in a restaurant, as you can generally prepare it just as deliciously at home.

Try going to better restaurants.

(And no, better does not necessarily mean more expensive (though it could). A cheap place where some guy has been making fried chicken according to a secret recipe from his grandma will kick the shit out of anything you make at home.)

Adder · 09-18-2009, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

I'll bet your wife notices the difference.

You keep mentioning this "wife" thing, which I do not have, and likely will not have until (1) I convince myself that it isn't decidedly creepy for the disturbingly senior associate (albeit one who will never be partner) to hit on the cute mid-20s paralegal in the office down the hall, (2) trick her into agreeing to go out with me, and (3) brainwasher her into wanting to actually go out a second time and carry on from there.

So, in other words, no wife.

Adder · 09-18-2009, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Try going to better restaurants.

(And no, better does not necessarily mean more expensive (though it could). A cheap place where some guy has been making fried chicken according to a secret recipe from his grandma will kick the shit out of anything you make at home.)

I do not eat fried chicken, but regardless would not chose it over seafood.

i was penske · 09-18-2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Adder

You keep mentioning this "wife" thing, which I do not have, and likely will not have until (1) I convince myself that it isn't decidedly creepy for the disturbingly senior associate (albeit one who will never be partner) to hit on the cute mid-20s paralegal in the office down the hall, (2) trick her into agreeing to go out with me, and (3) brainwasher her into wanting to actually go out a second time and carry on from there.

So, in other words, no wife.

Ironweed sealed that deal with roofies, maybe he will let you borrow a couple (I understand that they are more reliable than "brainwashering"), although you'll probably have to invite him to the wedding, which is not a pretty thing generally, but worse if you offer an open bar.

Flinty_McFlint · 09-18-2009, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ironweed

Nice, but too many tries. At least you got rid of the Flinty "joke."

How many pounds of biker rings did they find during your last colonoscopy?

That reminds me of a joke I heard from Sidd today:

Q:What do you get when you put Hank, Dane Cook and Jon Gosselin together in a locked room?

A:Who the fuck gives a shit?