Election 2010: Teabaggin' the Ds & Rs

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I rather enjoy it. Fly commando in nothing but sheer gym shorts. Free happy ending!

(I don't recommend fluffing to near completion in the men's room in advance. First, the glory holes are manned by TSA workers on break [these people have teeth like fangs... and as to other thing one might select from a glory hole menu, if they can't handle a bag, they sure as hell can't handle your your junk]. Second, the local fuzz is on the lookout for Larry Craig types.)

I keep waiting for the first "protester" to drop trou in line.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I keep waiting for the first "protester" to drop trou in line.

good point. Bukowski had a scene where he heard someone freaking out because he walking into an unflushed public stall. Hank says, "I know plenty of freaks that would have loved to walk into a fresh pot of turds, but the world sucks. it's always the guy who doesn't want it." (not exact words here, but that thought)

but with TSA the guys who want people looking at their junk will get the wish. Sunday I'm looking for a xray machine inspector with big tits!

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Defensive? Why?

But if you enjoy farting at climax, who am I to judge? Though I must offer my sincerest sympathies to your SO. And I do pray you eschew Mexican on days when you suspect you might be feeling frisky.

I meant defensive farting relative to an offensive TSA pat down.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

One shouldn't offer too much detail on his middle management bona fides. It's terrible manners to compel others to pity.

I wonder if Ty would delete

Maybe if I edit to insert a picture of the 911 attacks on the WTC....

eta: by the by, I had a tax accountant/former IRS agent caution on what you put on FB, as apparently, the IRS has time to surf FB looking for tax cheats.....more change I can't believe in.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I keep waiting for the first "protester" to drop trou in line.

I'm thinking of wearing depends. How they like me then!?!?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

I'm thinking of wearing depends. How they like me then!?!?

my FB is, how do say, influential?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

I meant defensive farting relative to an offensive TSA pat down.

So did I.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

I wonder if Ty would delete

Maybe if I edit to insert a picture of the 911 attacks on the WTC....

eta: by the by, I had a tax accountant/former IRS agent caution on what you put on FB, as apparently, the IRS has time to surf FB looking for tax cheats.....more change I can't believe in.

Good. They ought to audit everyone in that cesspool.

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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Penske 2.0

I'm thinking of wearing depends. How they like me then!?!?

Try to smuggle meat in your pants. No explanation. When they ask you to remove it for inspection, just fork over a steak in a plastic bag. "Oh... this?"

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by sgtclub

So what are your thoughts on the TSA outrage? I haven't been following that closely, and have mixed views. On the one hand, some intrusiveness is necessary for public safety. On the other, I know without a doubt that a portion of the TSA workers are getting off on this - it's human nature.

I can't believe they're not storing images.

[sgtclub]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I can't believe they're not storing images.

Right. So what do you do? Do you opt-out and get molested? Do you not fly? Or do you just deal with it?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

I can't believe they're not storing images.

If you can masturbate to a x-ray, I say you're desperate enough to warrant the charity.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by sgtclub

Right. So what do you do? Do you opt-out and get molested? Do you not fly? Or do you just deal with it?

You should read this if you haven't, because it's hysterical.

I'm don't want to experience an invasive search designed to make me uncomfortable, so I would go for the imaging. I don't flatter myself that anyone really wants to look at my naked body, and it doesn't bother me to take a shower at the YMCA, so I try to look at it in that light. (The thing that bothers me at TSA is the massive waste of time and money that seems unlikely to accomplish much.)

I've flown a couple of times recently. I got to the front of the line, and it forked so that some people went through the new imager and others went through a traditional x-ray machine. Both times the TSA worker pointed me to the older machine. Maybe I need to lose a few pounds?

[sgtclub]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

You should read this if you haven't, because it's hysterical.

I'm don't want to experience an invasive search designed to make me uncomfortable, so I would go for the imaging. I don't flatter myself that anyone really wants to look at my naked body, and it doesn't bother me to take a shower at the YMCA, so I try to look at it in that light. (The thing that bothers me at TSA is the massive waste of time and money that seems unlikely to accomplish much.)

I've flown a couple of times recently. I got to the front of the line, and it forked so that some people went through the new imager and others went through a traditional x-ray machine. Both times the TSA worker pointed me to the older machine. Maybe I need to lose a few pounds?

I see it the same way. However, knowing first hand just how pervy dudes can be, if I was a woman I think I'd feel differently.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by sgtclub

I see it the same way. However, knowing first hand just how pervy dudes can be, if I was a woman I think I'd feel differently.

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Would I feel differently if all the TSA workers were gay men? Maybe.