This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth - Page 184

taxwonk · 09-08-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive

Women in LA are still overly fond of the boots with short skirt or shorts look. Only now the number of types of boots has expanded. I find the entire thing to be moronic, but for some reason these women don't run their outfits by me for approval before heading out.

Well, clearly they should.

taxwonk · 09-08-2009, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Men are also fond of the boots and short skirt look. I have no idea why it's sexy, but it is. Probably some latent dominatrix fetish.

Shirts and boots? No. I'd think the woman was challenged.

Not all men. Some of us find it silly and think of Shirley Temple or Darla from the Little Rascals.

taxwonk · 09-08-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by John Phoenix

I can't believe that AJ Jacobs has not written a book or article in which he spends a month or two sampling all of the of the products advertised in spam.

I'm fairly certain they would need that particular article to be written by Ted Allen instead of AJ Jacobs.

Pretty Little Flower · 09-08-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

Not all men. Some of us find it silly and think of Shirley Temple or Darla from the Little Rascals.

Me too. Like this woman:

http://www.pixacom.com/models/185/mi...gh%20boots.jpg

I would find this woman cute in a Shirley Temple-like way if she were not some weird basement dweller with a swastika tattoo on her back.

taxwonk · 09-08-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

What's moronic about boots and short skirts? I don't wear pants and I don't wear long skirts because I'm not Amish, so in the winter I don't have much of a choice but to wear boots with short skirts. It's actually pretty comfortable.

Cowboy boots? With denim skirts that short enough that they are obviously designed to advertise to the world at large that you are going commando every time you bend over to pick up your hat, which is blowing off every ten feet or so?

taxwonk · 09-08-2009, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Do they know it's Christmas?

Enough dead chimps might feed the world.

taxwonk · 09-08-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Me too. Like this woman:

http://www.pixacom.com/models/185/mi...ginlee%20knee%

I would find this woman cute in a Shirley Temple-like way if she were not some weird basement dweller with a swastika tattoo on her back.

Your link is bad. Go to her basement.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-08-2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk

Cowboy boots? With denim skirts that short enough that they are obviously designed to advertise to the world at large that you are going commando every time you bend over to pick up your hat, which is blowing off every ten feet or so?

It's getting hot in here! Do you write literotica?

evenodds · 09-08-2009, 04:34 PM

I just signed into linkedin and found a suggestion that I connect to my brother's long-time SO because she shares multiple connections to one of you.

And now, I am thoroughly amused.

Flinty_McFlint · 09-08-2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by evenodds

I just signed into linkedin and found a suggestion that I connect to my brother's long-time SO because she shares multiple connections to one of you.

And now, I am thoroughly amused.

Well, technically, it was just one encounter with multiple orgasms, but whatever, you're welcome.

Not Bob · 09-08-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Hey, on a totally unrelated note, I'm thinking up a song parody and I can't think of a good rhyme for bourgeoisie.

You have a couple of options. You could try using "bourgie" instead. Rhymes (sorta) with "choosy."

Or, if you want to stick with the original word, you could try "Juicy" -- as in the name on the ass of the sweatpants. Assonance (defined, as a lit professor once told me, as getting the rhyme wrong) is the best I can do, I'm afraid.

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-08-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Bob

You have a couple of options. You could try using "bourgie" instead. Rhymes (sorta) with "choosy."

Or, if you want to stick with the original word, you could try "Juicy" -- as in the name on the ass of the sweatpants. Assonance (defined, as a lit professor once told me, as getting the rhyme wrong) is the best I can do, I'm afraid.

Be careful. Assonance makes an ass out of onan and ce.

ltl/fb · 09-08-2009, 05:43 PM

Are there any widely-available ginger-flavored alcoholic items? Like cremede menthe, but ginger.

Fugee · 09-08-2009, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ltl/fb

Are there any widely-available ginger-flavored alcoholic items? Like cremede menthe, but ginger.

I would have guessed no, but a quick Google shows a few. Never heard of them so who knows how widely available they are.

Canton Ginger Liqueur
GE Massenez Creme de Ginger
Homer's Ginger Cordial
Mohawk Extra Sharp Ginger Brandy

The site said the brandy is the most commonly available.

Cletus Miller · 09-08-2009, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Fugee

I would have guessed no, but a quick Google shows a few. Never heard of them so who knows how widely available they are.

Canton Ginger Liqueur
GE Massenez Creme de Ginger
Homer's Ginger Cordial
Mohawk Extra Sharp Ginger Brandy

The site said the brandy is the most commonly available.

There also are a few ginger vodkas, which of course are nothing like creme de menthe, but are ginger-flavored alcoholic items.