This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth

[i was penske]

Originally Posted by ironweed

Mine is inexpensive but durable. Just ask Penske's wife and/or mother!!!

The "and/or" makes it seem as if they are different people........nwtf??

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

wait until you're old enough to take your teeth out after oral argument- that's some relief right there.

Wouldn't the judge be more inclined to rule in your favor if you delivered the oral sans dentures?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

He'll tell you one day when he gets past the first 5 minutes of his worn out Red Shoe Diaries VHS tape.

TM

"...And there's dog style. That's from behind, you know."

[i was penske]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

It's a cheap luxury. What's a top-flight 25 year old scotch - maybe $20 a drink? $30?

That's not much for something extraordinary, even if it doesn't last that long.

Adder, take the money you save on shoes and enjoy a good scotch once a week. I'll bet your wife notices the difference.

2. Same with old bordeaux.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by ironweed

pouring doubles of Jim Beam

Woooh, now. I said good quality scotch. Not mediocre burbon. We're talking 10 or 12 year old single malt vs. 25 or 30 year old single malt.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by i was penske

A lot of times you're wife gives those items to me, some swag for the effort. So sorry

so that's why she started suggesting I get ones with a clear second hand?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

You're really livin' life to the fullest, Adder. Must be nuts when you head out to paint the town beige.

2. i bet the fucker finds a coupon for his cemetery plot.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by i was penske

2. Same with old bordeaux.

Let's splurge! Bring us some fresh wine! The freshest you've got - this year! No more of this old stuff. First, they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the wine, and now snails on the food!

TM

eta: The options at Penske's house:

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

If the cell phone has a camera, I can't bring it into court.

which is why they're some of the rare buildings that still have a clock on every other wall.

[i was penske]

Originally Posted by Adder

Woooh, now. I said good quality scotch. Not mediocre burbon. We're talking 10 or 12 year old single malt vs. 25 or 30 year old single malt.

I view it like the difference between considering sex with a 10 or 12 year old (assuming a jurisdiction or alt.universe where that's legal) versus a 25 or 30 year old. I just can't be bothered with the unmatured amateur variety......I like women, not children, and apply that standard of maturity to my scotch and wine.

[i was penske]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

FWIW, I'd wear that jacket.

Originally Posted by Adder

Woooh, now. I said good quality scotch. Not mediocre burbon. We're talking 10 or 12 year old single malt vs. 25 or 30 year old single malt.

If you'd been there when Jesus told the parable of the vineyard, I bet you would have interrupted him to argue about the variety of the grapes.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

which is why they're some of the rare buildings that still have a clock on every other wall.

I would never trust a Cook County clock.

Right, Penske?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by i was penske

FWIW, I'd wear that jacket.

As if you don't already wear it every Tuesday and Thursday during your shift as sommelier at Macaroni Grill in the Northgate Mall.

[i was penske]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I would never trust a Cook County clock.

Right, Penske?

2. Unless of course its stopped, and then its good at least twice a day.

Cue drummer: [ba-dum ching]

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.